spam e-mail

Sometimes I occasionally look through the spam box before I hit the empty button and it is amazing to me some of the subject lines. Mind you I NEVER open any of these lest they increase my quantity of spam..which so far has a record of 696 messages in one day. Here are some of the subject lines I found interesting:

1. Goodiest bo proposition.. (What does this mean? Who is bo?)

2. Sale 86% off, another that is 81% off (WTH..I have trouble calculating 15% off sale prices..like I can figure out 86 or 81%)

3. Add more inches to your shaft, add up to 4 inches to your penis, etc... (um...no thanks...no "shaft" or "penis" here)

4. Scarlet Johansson spotted in see-through bikini (If I looked like her..I wouldn't mind wearing a bikini..let alone a see-through one)

5. You look really stupid (Well you're stupid cause your name is evelyn ulysses or elvyn orlando)

6. Free xxx teen clips, variations on this theme (ewww...no thanks..)

7. 80% discount watch store, you will not find a better watch copy for less, etc...(Lots of watch issues online..what you don’t have the little clock on your computer to show the time?)

8. Diplomas without exams, increase your salary, etc.. (you too can buy a Masters Degree in BS for only 19.95)

9. I wonder why you’re still shy (LOL..me...shy..um...NOT)

10. Awake the beast in yourself (LOL...well I know I can be a beast sometimes and I have no trouble waking it.)

And my all time favorite so far today:


Treatment for tiny dingdongs

I didn’t know about treatment..is there treatment for Cupcakes, Twinkies, Little Debbie Swiss Rolls, candy bars..where do I get this treatment...sign me up..I could always use more chocolate

Amazing to me what the internet has created...LOL.