Tuesday, May 18, 2010

SMKR

Something to make a Mom completely laugh..no matter how bad your day has been!! Click here

GRRRRR

Dear Dr. Butthead:

I’m the human being who has to try to type your crappy dictation M-F. I don’t give a damn that you surf the web while you are dictating, but could you get your fricken brain in the program and DICTATE the damn report! I am tired of listening to “um….um…um”…followed by the click, click, click of your damn mouse in my headphones!! I have over 70 reports to do today and I get paid by the lines that I type…NOT by the hours it takes me to do them.

Thank you…a PMS cranky medical transcriptionist

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Mother's Day

It was 10 years ago today, May 9th, that I became a Mother, so today we celebrate a birthday AND Mother's Day. May the good lord help me now that she is in double digits.

Whether you have given birth to a child, are a step-mom of a child, adopted a child, foster a child, or even have a pet (or spouse) who you view as a child, I wish you all a Happy Mother's Day!

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

New toy

Since the only way to communicate with my family is now via text...I had to go out and buy a new cell phone...isn't she cute! (Mine is more of a pale pink and not that fuscia) It is a new Alcatel 808A. It is a bit strange having a cell phone that is square....but since I am square..it works! LOL

Friday, April 23, 2010

Friday Funny...

Borrowed from a friend's blog....funny nonetheless.

Did you know …

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.

A human hair can hold 3 kg.

The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb.

The femur is as hard as concrete.

A woman’s heart beats faster than the man’s.

Women blink twice as much as men.

We use 300 muscles just to hold the balance when we stand .

The women have read this entire text.

The men are still looking at their thumbs…

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

woo-hoo

Down 5.5 pounds already!!

I have just by lowering carbs and choosing the lower glycemic foods. I have gone to gym only twice in the last week but did the Wii fit for about 30 minutes on 3 other days. It certainly helps that hubby is also in the same boat...sure makes it much easier when everyone in the house is following the low glycemic / low carb plan.

Woo! HOO...doing the happy dance..

Hmmm..I wonder if the happy dance will burn a few calories also?

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Gym

Went to the gym for the second time this week....miracle unto itself.

Know what really sucks...you do 1.75 miles on the bike, 0.54 miles on the elliptical...feeling really good..stop to get gas on the way home and all you smell is McD French fries, KFC fried chicken, Taco bell....OMG...being overweight SUCKS.

Tune time

Take care of you. Other tunes to enjoy.

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