I wish I could hug you for 12 hours.
Oh my goodness..that fart shattered my butt.
The looker back thingy (rear view mirror)
The music scared a sneeze out of me.
I want heaven to be in dirt, cause at the grave they bury you in dirt.
Can you put garlic powder on your butt like baby powder?
Do birds have necks?
Does a duck weigh more than a violin?
When was the first war?
Has Santa ever been sick in flight?
Why do boys call girls chicks?
Plain eggs are my passion.
This banana makes my tummy feel warm and cozy.
Man’s best friend in this house is the stove.
Did the radio go blind?
I didn’t know that people who were 55 could still run.
I wonder if there are restrooms in heaven.
Look at that..her booby crack is showing!
I LOVE BEING A MOTHER!!
2 comments:
OMG, our kids are about the same age and those comments crack me up, seriously. How do you keep a straight face? This weeks comments were:
1. You know I can't speak dog (his response when he asked why the dog was running crazy and I told him to ask the dog).
2. The air conditioner in the white fridge is broken. You have to have an air conditioner to keep the drinks cold.
3. The water is coming (from 2 year old who is potty training).
4. See today's post with the flower!
Have a great week!
Trust me..there are days we do totally crack up! Sometimes you just are not sure how to answer them or what to say. The best one was when she started to identify words, real well about 4-5 years old.."Mom..you know if you cover up the "S" in the Shell sign..you get Hell". LOL
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